Shock and Awe(ful)

I am stunned by Paula's departure from the scene.

Paula out? Kara in?

NO, Idol. No!!!

And . . . sticking with four judges, a format that's been roundly derided by critics world-wide??

What are they thinking?

And . . . the rotating panel of fourth judges includes (yowza) Posh Spice and Katy Perry? And Mrs. Beckham herself is currently overseeing the auditions with Simon, Randy, and Kara?

I am TRULY at a loss.

Lady Chardonnay, stunned, sad, and out.