I Can Stand Anything for an Hour, But That's All

Here are the notes I jotted:

• Slash—was he married to an Everley Brothers daughter?
• Kara's hair looks horrible.
• Paula's boobs . . . are so very visible. For God's sake, I can match drapes to those things.

What I did not take notes on:

• Adam's song
• Allison's song
• Kris's song
• Danny's song

Because ohmygodthismusicbleh. I'm just saying. Your mileage may vary.

I did enjoy the A&A duet—what a magnificent Final Two they would be. And I liked Kris's version of "Come Together" way more than Carly's version of it last year, and as I recall, the judges wet themselves over Carly, so go figure.

For the first time, I got some busy signals when dialing tonight (for Allison)—good sign? Hope so!

Lady Chardonnay OUT.