Wednesday, January 30, 2008

"I'm going to explode, and happiness will just go flying everywhere!"

I liked:
  • Cute Jason, the lyric-forgetter.
  • Rocker David, with his quiet confidence ("I think my voice will get me through, but I may not be what they're looking for"—what a cutie! Daughtry 08?).
  • Sweet gay Leo—we would totally hang out.
  • Ryan as judge. Fabulous.
And even though it's not the hip attitude du jour, I have to say that I LOVE Montage O' Suck. It gets right to the point and dispenses quickly with the freaks. I wish the entire freak portion of the auditions could be Montage O' Suck, frankly.

And then to follow it with a Montage O' Swell! My goodness! Have we ever seen such a thing (other than the rushed collage of "By the way, these people made it too" that we sometimes get at the end of an audition show)? And . . . what an odd-looking boy. Hmm. His voice is good, but . . . wow.

During commercials, Mimosa and I amused ourselves by smothering Li'l Martini with kisses, which made him scream. Then, in this hilarious Barry White voice (he's 7), he growled, "The ladies attract me easily." Which made us scream (with laughter). And THAT was the most entertaining thing that happened between 8 and 9 at the Chardonnay household, my friends.

Lady Chardonnay OUT!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Overall, I loved Omaha. The show was entertaining and went by quick. The only thing I don't like about the Montage O' Suck (good name BTW) is that it's edited to make us think that the judges are actually seeing what we're seeing. It would be just as funny without the random judge shots. Oh well, I guess that's the power of editing.