Wednesday, February 13, 2008

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Cowboy Drew! Cowboy Drew!!

Idol has made a dreadful mistake!
My poor little heart goes break break break.
That deep-voiced honey, the one that I crave—
Oh, f*** it, I'll settle for Michael and Dave.

I'm sad for Cardin and Kyle and of course for Drew. I'm delighted about Josiah, who never looked more like a slightly deranged homeless kid than he did tonight—oh, please, please go home to your folks, ramblin' boy.

And as for the previously invisible Colton and Alexandrea and Amy and Jason and Garrett and Luke and Cady? I wouldn't get too comfy, kids. That's all I'm sayin'.

Congratulations to the Greatest. Top 24. EVER! (© Seacrest, 2008) You heard it here. (Celeste! My smelling salts!)

Lady Chardonnay, broken-hearted and OUT.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's okay - he won't have to miss turkey season!

Anonymous said...

I meant to sign my name to that - Cindy P. in SC
PS to other anonymous - the times shown on this blog are Pacific Standard, not Eastern time zone, fyi.

Unknown said...

At least we got to see Drew one more time. Have you checked out Luke? Hottie!!! I'm getting ready to put a pic up on my blog.

Dave said...

I'm just happy Crying Homeless Boy got cut.