Thursday, April 27, 2006

Kellie, Kellie, Kellie, Kellie, K-E-L-L-I-E...

(as sung by Woody on Cheers, another great love song our Idolettes inexplicably shunned)

So America didn't pick Pickler after all. I'm not sorry, but neither am I dancing in the streets. The schtick got old, for sure, but (I fear I must quote Simon), "she's a nice gull." I see a big career for Kellie as a fine-dining reporter in Albemarle ("I enjoyed a yummy sall-mon fillette . . . wait, what? Fill-ay? No, silly, there's a 'T' in it!"). Happy trails, Kellie belle.

Lady Chardonnay OUT.

No comments: